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Londonn born in 2006, she a real baddie, she a Pisces ♓️ and she the one and only Londonn❤️ Loyal, smart and skinny.
Londonn is a gorgeous name. She’s the one for you.
Londonn by Lonlon April 9, 2020

Londoning 

The act of shanking/stabbing someone in northern the United Kingdom
Person 1: Ahoy bruv, would you like to go londoning?
Person 2: Sorry chap, but my londoning days are long over, I see it as a rather bit cringe mate
Londoning by Mozzarella Pizza March 25, 2022

lortonian 

used to describe someone who displays the qualities of an ass hole. Usually used in the context of someone tall with ugly yellow hair. Can also be used as a synonym for lorton.
did u see evan at the party last night? hes such a lortonian its not even funny. I hate that kid
lortonian by jardoon forbes May 6, 2007
a mildly derogatory slang used to refer to Bangladeshi-Britons, especially those Bangladeshi-Britons of Sylheti descent. They speak Bengali horribly with thick Sylheti accents and those born and brought up in the U.K. usually speak English as well with a very thick accent. Their English dialect depends on the region of U.K. they are brought up in. All Londoni families own a restaurant which serve Indian cuisine and is a hub for providing jobs to their newly-arrived relatives from Sylhet who have decided to stay back illegaly.

These people try to give an impression of being really rich and well off to their Bangladeshi friends and relatives and think they are really of a higher class with more status and cooler than them just because they live in England, when in reality they are a bunch of jokes who neither the British nor the Bangladeshis really give a shit about. They have horrible sense of style and have no clue what big idiots other people think they are.

Note: This in no way applies to Bangladeshis living in other countries like the United States or Canada where the Bangladeshis living are actually sophisticated and educated unlike their British counterparts.
Half of Britons today are Londonis!

That londoni chick speaks Bengali so bad. My fart sounds nicer.
Londoni by G--Money April 7, 2007

lyndonian 

when you take a fat shit and then ur face starts to turn red and a piece of hair gets in your mouth causing you to look disgusted.
broooo i just too a lyndonian and it really fucked me up i hope it doesn’t happen again.
lyndonian by FALCON-8513 May 29, 2020

Londontastic 

When someone or something is fabulously cool and stylish in the way that only a Londoner could pull off.
Yes, Ben looked really cool - he's so Londontastic nowadays!
Londontastic by seren82 May 14, 2011