lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

by Bourgois July 14, 2010

lolstache

Mustache reflecting a consistent smile of the wearer, despite the fact that most mouth never be seen.

Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.

by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010

Lobstarpro

A pussy ass nigga

Lobstarpro is annoying.

by JeffreyisSTINKY April 16, 2019

lolsterics

lolsterics-to be in hysterical laughter

sam thomas is pro thought id add it in

something hilarious could also said to be lolsterics

by giant screaming siren penis August 20, 2009

lolshark!

Look closely...it's a drowning man being chased by a shark with a baseball bat!

lolshark! can be more clearly seen in the following diagram:

lol........shark!

by lolsharker October 21, 2011

Lolsturbation

When a guy plays League of Legends and makes groaning noises as he plays sounding as if he is masturbating.

Lots of nerdy guys can practice lolsturbation for hours each night instead of doing their homework.

by Cack Mongler December 1, 2011

r/lolitary

People who can't differentiate from fiction and reality. Calling people pedos when they like lolis and doing absolute mental gymnastics to say that a picture is an actual living being. They also have no proof when accusing people of pedophilia besides "uh.... Liking loli=pedo, I rest my case"

Person 1: have you ever heard of r/lolitary before?
Person 2: oh yeah that. Aren't they the ones who accuse people on the internet for liking anime lolis?
Person 1: yeah.... To think they'd rather help fictional children than actual ones...

by *insertgenericnamehere* April 12, 2022