Logger

A term for a guy with a freakishly large penis.

He's a logger.

by Judge dredd7 July 7, 2011

Logger

When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.

Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!

by TheRealBetsy September 17, 2020

Logger

The unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.

Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.

Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!

by DonnyD 5689 August 14, 2009

Logger

A guy with a freakishly large penis.

I'm a logger.

by Judge dredd7 October 30, 2011

Logger

Like pogger, but if it has to do with logs or wood

"Bro, Loggers!"

by maethowie August 25, 2020

ass logger

1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.

2. A gay man.

3. A fun insult to call you friend.

(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.

by upthedownside August 7, 2012

Douche Logger

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.

Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.

by Razor7 June 11, 2006