lockmanitis

the raspy voice that comes from a night of heavy drinking. usually brought upon by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking cigarettes with reckless abandon.

Joe - Man, I was so wasted last night. I don't even remember what happened at dimes last night.

Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!

by LocKdOwn51 October 19, 2012

Lockerboxing

When you're having sex with someone, you also shove your nuts in them.

"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels

Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.

by quin.lily November 1, 2019

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."

Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

by movie fanatic August 3, 2009

locker blocker

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009

Locked In

A promise to your self or someone about being loyal.

We locked in for life !

by dapettyprincess April 13, 2020

Heat locker

Seriously vile fart in an enclosed space.

You and four friends in an economy car. You drop ass. Welcome to the heat locker!

by HoffmanSTL September 20, 2011

Locker Room

The most awkward place in the school where you have to suck in your stomach to not be made fun of

"Were going into the locker room, time to get made fun of."

by ClassicBanana February 8, 2019