To verbally bash a person you hate, to their face. Comes from merging the words "Loathe" and "Roasting" together. Whilst anyone can "roast" a celebrity or even a friend behind their backs, only someone who truly hates you can give you a loasting and still somehow come out looking like the good guy. A loasting does not merely take you down a peg or two. It is as if someone has taken away your shield and pissed in your face. In public. And everyone will believe, due to the righteous anger with which the loasting is delivered, that you deserve it.
We have all fantasised about giving a good loasting to the person we despise the most. Only a few, edge dwelling individuals have done so, and these loasters must be treated with respect for that which they have served.
We have all fantasised about giving a good loasting to the person we despise the most. Only a few, edge dwelling individuals have done so, and these loasters must be treated with respect for that which they have served.
Lesha vowed never ever to go to Tesco in the village ever again, for fear of the loasting she would inevitably receive, should she cross paths with Dee.
by MagickDio October 27, 2011
Get the Loasting mug.A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.
"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"
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"We've got things to do, stop loafting."
"Don't loaft man, we've got to go bun."
"Look at this guy, he's doing nothing. What a loafter!"
"Don't loaft man, we've got to go bun."
"Look at this guy, he's doing nothing. What a loafter!"
by Sphinks May 23, 2006
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someone who loafts. they take a fucking ridiculous amount of time to do something or get somewhere. people have a kind of love hate relationship with alot of loafters, cus alot of loafters are fucking jokes.
"yo, where the fuck is he? we've loafted hard on our dealer."
"he's fucking maad loafting."
"arrg, that guy is such a loafter."
"i know dawg, he's fucking loafter mc-loaft loaft."
someone who loafts. they take a fucking ridiculous amount of time to do something or get somewhere. people have a kind of love hate relationship with alot of loafters, cus alot of loafters are fucking jokes.
"yo, where the fuck is he? we've loafted hard on our dealer."
"he's fucking maad loafting."
"arrg, that guy is such a loafter."
"i know dawg, he's fucking loafter mc-loaft loaft."
he's SUCH a loafter.
by sexystonedsinger August 1, 2010
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a loaft will be loafting, which is basically laying around.
a loaft is a loafter if they continuesly loaft
a loaft will be loafting, which is basically laying around.
a loaft is a loafter if they continuesly loaft
"where's kyle? he was supossed to be here 2 hours ago!"
"man he's probably at home loafting..."
*calls kyle*
"yo kyle man, are you almost here?"
"ya man like 5 minutes! Soon, okay? bye."
*hangs up*
"see i told you he was just loafting!"
"man kyle's such a loaft!"
"man he's probably at home loafting..."
*calls kyle*
"yo kyle man, are you almost here?"
"ya man like 5 minutes! Soon, okay? bye."
*hangs up*
"see i told you he was just loafting!"
"man kyle's such a loaft!"
by hearmytype February 9, 2010
Get the loaft mug.The act that late night bar hoppers and club goers of the greater toronto area partake in, that involves staying or more acuratly "loafting" around the streets and/or the train station in the time between last call and the first train of the day at 6:30 am. Although this is the most accurate description of tdot loafting, it can also be used to describe any situation where a group of people are taking a longer than usual amount of time, to complete a desired action.
tdot loafter: Yoo guy wanna go partying in tdot?
some guy: Uhhh.. whos the designated driver?
tdot loafter: Nah fuck that man were taking the train!
some guy: Well thats kinda gay I don't want to leave the club at like 12..
tdot loafter: nahhh fuck that man were TDOT LOAFTING!!!
some guy: wtf... its like 3 degrees outside..
tdot loafter: comon man its a TDOT LOAFT.. you know TDOT LOAAAAFTT its gonna be key
some guy: nah fuck that id rather watch pbs or something
some guy: Uhhh.. whos the designated driver?
tdot loafter: Nah fuck that man were taking the train!
some guy: Well thats kinda gay I don't want to leave the club at like 12..
tdot loafter: nahhh fuck that man were TDOT LOAFTING!!!
some guy: wtf... its like 3 degrees outside..
tdot loafter: comon man its a TDOT LOAFT.. you know TDOT LOAAAAFTT its gonna be key
some guy: nah fuck that id rather watch pbs or something
by tdot loafter March 8, 2008
Get the Tdot Loaft mug.Someone who always takes their sweet ass time going places, or just doing anything. They always take FOREVER to do anything. If you plan on leaving on time make sure you tell your loafty motherfucker of a friend that your leaving 20 minutes before your actually leaving so they will be fully ready to go out the door.
Brianna: come to my house at 2
Emma: okay ill be there
4 hours later
Brianna: wtf are you coming? what have you been doing this whole time your being a loafty motherfucker
Emma: yeah man i know sorry ill be there shortly
Emma: okay ill be there
4 hours later
Brianna: wtf are you coming? what have you been doing this whole time your being a loafty motherfucker
Emma: yeah man i know sorry ill be there shortly
by Not a loafty motherfucker June 4, 2010
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