by legen-waitforit-dairy January 26, 2021

The Definition of a Lizzo:
When you give a microphone and a record deal to a female with negative talent and an eating disorder living in a woman’s shelter. Will most likely eat your hand off if you don’t give her money and hasn’t eaten in 2 hours. Also someone who thinks that finding something in the dumpster a fashionable dress.
When you give a microphone and a record deal to a female with negative talent and an eating disorder living in a woman’s shelter. Will most likely eat your hand off if you don’t give her money and hasn’t eaten in 2 hours. Also someone who thinks that finding something in the dumpster a fashionable dress.
I was walking down the street and I thought I saw Precious so I got excited to see her performing music. But it turned out to just be another talentless fat b**** outside the woman’s shelter. Just another Lizzo
by A Lizzo August 31, 2022

Lizzo is the very personification of whats wrong with modern society, she glorifies a naturally unhealthy trait and will break into literal tears when she finds the slightest amount of criticism
by Bennious Doverious November 16, 2022

by glnrob December 16, 2019

Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...
by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

by anonymous December 7, 2020
