Skip to main content
The only person in the entire world who’s allowed to twerk in public or on public tv
Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...
Lizzo by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020
If you weigh over 350 ibs this is what people call you
This nigga looks like lizzo!” Who me? Yes you Tasso!
Lizzo by anonymous December 7, 2020
A unit of mass
One Lizzo is 2tons or 1814kg
"How much does your car weigh"
"2.9 Lizzos"
Lizzo by Big420Brain69 December 2, 2020
a largr sea dwelling creature that returns to land to perform heart break songs and spread awareness about diabetes (she does this by being a primary bad example which urges people to change). the only form of transportation for a lizzo is 24 helicopters but be warned if dropped it will create a catastrophic explosion resulting in the end of all humanity as we know.
"dude went whale watching today and I saw a lizzo"
lizzo by THerealodoggo March 31, 2020
Jabba the Slut...
Bill: Do you see that fat ugly chick in that pizza jumpsuit?
Ted: Ayo chill dude... It's just a lizzo.
Lizzo by EddieChambeau April 21, 2023
She who ate all the pies.
Dave of Cornwall: Who ate all of the pies?

Dave of Devon; Lizzo
Lizzo by Klaatu's Nikto April 4, 2023