Lingwenis

The tender skin on the underside of your kneecap.

Random dude: *swings chainsaw at another random dude's leg*
Another Random dude: Bro you almost cut my lingwenis!

by SexySkank1215 March 12, 2017

Asinum Lingent Theorem

asinum lingent = Latin for "ass lick"

A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.

Douche: Yeah bro last night I was all up in Bonqueshia's booty. I was eatin that ass like groceries, shit was so cash.

Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?

by Flipper-KS June 26, 2016

lingweenie

a person incapable of making up new words

See that person over there?
She is a lingweenie

by Dulce08 May 19, 2005

Lingenfelser

The act of masturbating onto a friend's vanilla ice cream whilst they are not present so, upon return, they will consume your baby gravy.

Joe farted on my pillow, so I Lingenfelsered his ice cream when he went to the bathroom.

by Zeralon November 12, 2010

lingweenie

A person incapable of making up new words.

People who submit entries to UrbanDictionary definitely are not lingweenies.

by JaniH May 23, 2005

Linglenn

When a Glenn or Mike wander around aimlessly, and mooch booze & pot in all settings

Damn did you catch Micah Linglennin the other day!?

by Lil tittes February 27, 2017

Lingent

someone/something that’s so annoying it hurts your head

the sound of her voice is sooooo lingent i wanna kill her

by meltingpothead July 30, 2020