Bub_LilfoxUwU

Bub_LilfoxUwU is the hottest and most beautiful human being in the whole world. She is like so hot and is very sparkly and hot. She is also very famous and everyone loves her. She is also known to be Laalaatheteletubbyepic on TikTok.

"wow who's that?"
"You don't know her? That's Bub_LilfoxUwU, she's the hottest creature to ever exist!"

by TheRealDictionary125 June 30, 2021

linford christie

to linford christie it means to run very fast in order to get somewer pretty simple really not to be confused with 'to paula radcliff it'

i had to proper linford christie it for the bus

look at this guy he's doin a linford christie

doing a bit of linford chrisite-ing to make it to the station intime

by doodeyboob May 4, 2009

do a linford

this is when you need to get somewhere very quickly or get away from somewhere very quickly.

ive got the flag boys im doin a linford

by David Alderson April 21, 2005

Linford

A sock used to soak up ejaculate after masturbation.

A cum encrusted sock

A wank sock

Don't wear THAT sock, it's a linford!
My favourite linford is so crusty its like a papier mache sock
I just found a crispy linford under little Tommy's bed

by Jennie Al March 1, 2011

Linford

Person who drives other people's cars, particularly their father's car.

Stop being a Linford and get your own car!

by Peterson August 28, 2003

Linford

Slack scrotum generally found covered in aspic or creosote. Can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.

He was particularly like Linford in his attitude to work.

by Peterson August 27, 2003

Linford

1. another of chips alternate personalties
2. someone who thinks they are good at sports, but really suck

oh god, chips turned into linford again
linford, stop hogging the ball and pass it here, thats the 2847th goal you've missed!

by botaf October 24, 2003