Limp Noodle

A limp or flacid penis

Just looking at her gives me a limp noodle, I'm talkin wind sock limp.

by Prof. Shnarzledorf November 20, 2010

limp noodle

nini's cute nickname for svt wonwoo

me: u love him

her: no i don't love limp noodles
me: sure, jan

by kookminlovers April 27, 2018

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020

limp noodle

lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.

me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lil barnacles #1 fan November 27, 2022

limpnoodle

A stupid ugly girl who doesn't know what she's talking about.

She has weave. Shut up! no she doesn't! Girl with weave: say it to my face you limpnoodle.

by Janay2015 January 13, 2010