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Liberty Mutual

Some fucking insurance company with an annoying-ass, ear-violating jingle.
Liberty Mutual: "Liberty, liberty, liberty. Liberty."
Person: (attacks their TV with a baseball bat) "Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Leave me alone! I've had enough!"
by wheelchairmanfromfamilyguy August 12, 2021
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USS Liberty

American Navy intelligence ship which was attacked by Israeli aircraft and surface vessels in 1967, resulting in the deaths of 34 Americans.
"At least the terrorists made no pretense of being our allies when they killed our men and women aboard the USS Cole. The same cannot be said for those who attacked the USS Liberty."

"The USS Liberty was a lightly armed intelligence shipped, and was allegedly mistaken for a Egyptian cargo ship."
by karl a d January 9, 2009
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The Libertines

amazing british band who wear red english millitary jackets, headed by a sleazy sexgod and a delerious yet completely lovely crackhead poet. with a kickass drummer and skinny cute bassist that shows no emotion whatsoever. who are into union jack, smoking, girls, secret rooftop gigs,and refrences to herion. who have millions of annoying artsy british teenage girl fans.
' the libertines are cool'
'....true dat...'
by pshhvertigoYA August 9, 2004
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the libertines

Ostensibly an English band comprised of four members but only two are ever seen: look up Carlos Barat and Pete Doherty. They sail on the Albion towards Arcadia on their quest to save rock n'roll. They used to hustle.
My name is John and I'm in the Libertines; get a microscope.
by Maria Varela November 15, 2003
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liberty mutual insurance

Mainly a crap phone call center job that provides false expectations for career guidance. They typically are a more expensive insurance product and praise to be better, but just as good as any other company. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work with an extremely high turn over ratio due to the micromanagement and high goals to be reached that are intangible. This company will be lucky to be around in a 100 years because they are destroying themselves from within by not even coming close to practicing quality OBM strategies.
Liberty Mutual Insurance sucks. I’d rather be homeless sucking dick for rocks under a bridge and smoking meth than work for Liberty Mutual as a career. I’d rather drink a gallon of jizz from a tube sock than to work there. I’d rather listen to Cardi Bs music than to work there. I’d would rather vote for Trump and have him as a POTUS than to work at Liberty Mutual. Fuck you Liberty Mutual!
by DR. Bitcoin May 3, 2019
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lolbertarian

A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com
That LOLbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!
by Tezkah October 9, 2004
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American Civil Liberties Union

a diverse organization of American Patriots better known as simply the aclu that works to protect the basic freedoms gauranteed by the U.S. Constitution
The American Civil Liberties Union believes in:

Free speech,Free press; this applies to everyone even those with radical or unpopular beliefs, defending a persons right to speak is not the same as an endorsement of that speech

Freedom of religion/Seperation of Church and State;There can be no freedom of religion without a seperation of church and state if government favors one particular religion it infringes on the those who believe in other faiths. The religious right claims inaccurately that not allowing government to force people to practice Christianity is somehow being anti-Christian which of course is ridiculous, many Christians are ACLU members

Protections against unwarranted search and seizure (privacy) protected by the fourth amendment the ACLU opposed the Patriot Act and other abuses by the Bush Administration

Opposition to "Cruel" and "Unusual" punishment which is prohibited by the eighth amendment, this includes the death penalty

The ninth amendment states that our rights are not limited to those specifically mentioned in the Constitution, basically America is a free society and the government needs to show a compelling state interest before criminalizing any private personal behavior

The fourteenth amendment gaurantees equal protection under the law, this includes gays and people of all races and religions
by Mr.Juan-derful May 28, 2010
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