Lightsaber

A weapon from a more civilized time. It is essentially a beam of light focused through a crystal so pure that it gives the beam mass and It is able to cut through solid objects. If 2 lightsabers connect in a duel they will repel each other because all crystals are of the same composition even if they come from different regions of the universe. It is contained in the hilt created by the user or padawan as they are called and they are usually patterned after the padawan's master's hilt to show respect.

My lightsaber holding an amber crystal was a vivid yellow color

by Maulinator9 April 7, 2004

Lightsaber

The greatest weapon in the universe, search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Lightsabers own.

by Willninja April 23, 2010

Lightsaber

A penis with a glow-in-the-dark condom on it.

"It was pretty dark once we turned out the lights, but thankfully I already had my lightsaber out so I could see it"

by LightsaberDuelAllNight October 20, 2019

lightsaber

The sophisticated weapon of the Jedi and the Sith, unlike the barbaric blaster guns.
You might call it a laser sword.
What makes Star Wars better than Star Trek

Darth Maul fought both Jedi using his double-sided lightsaber.

by AYB March 7, 2003

Cuts you in half with a lightsaber

A sentence interrupter created from the fact that in Star wars the old republic you have the option to kill people mid conversation.

So I was at the park the other day and I sa-

CUTS YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER

by Coined by Kummer May 11, 2010

shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

by shitless sam April 24, 2018

lightsaber sex

a meeting of gay men who put on glow in the dark condoms and go into a dark room and wack there dicks in the dark resembiling a lightsaber battle

i got a black eye at the lightsaber sex party

by captin falcon May 8, 2009