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one legged skid

the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.
did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!
by jessicool August 30, 2008
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long legged mack daddy

by antiscian April 11, 2008
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Spring Break- Lagged

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
by Mon-Star March 23, 2010
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Bus-lagged

When you're on a bus for too long and you feel tired, sleepy, disoriented, etc. because of being on the bus too long
Friend: dude are you OK? You seem kinda out of it
Me: Yeah, just kinda bus-lagged
by Thebroski 138 November 20, 2016
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A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
by hteb78 November 27, 2012
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Pub-lagged

Feeling as though it is later than it really is due to having gone for a drink in the afternoon.
Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."
by J Kelso December 6, 2006
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two legged conscience

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011
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