lifehacker lag

The lag of a small website resulting from a link posted on lifehacker.com

This site is so slow. It must be suffering from lifehacker lag.

by coreyjo January 28, 2014

Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.

Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!

by Lifejacket May 5, 2006

Lifelacker

Somebody who is not good at anything. No skills or usefulness. Waste of air. Waste of gods creation

That kid who sucks at everything is a fucking lifelacker

by Mikey Roe wit the droo December 11, 2010

lifejacked

Deformation of character, finances, reputation, family, work and friends. Can be self inflicted or an attack and it's your total sphere of identity theft both digital and real life. by going off the rails or put upon you by trolls, solicitors, courts, enemies or directed advertising.

I just got totally lifejacked in my divorce by my wife!/lover!

by GeorgeBoyGB November 2, 2017

linejacker

A person who cuts in line.

I can not believe how many linejackers there are in this city.

by Rockstar64 December 23, 2018