May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 28, 2008
Get the Alleged Homosexual Life Partner mug.A person you love who feels the same towards you. You both are comfortable with each other and share a bond that not even you could break if you wanted to. No matter what happens you will always be connected someway, somehow. You don’t have to be in a romantic relationship with a person to be a life partner, sometimes you just are what you are.
Probably the best example of life partners:
Literally Naruto and Sasuke (sasunaru). They are neither romantically in love nor are they platonically in love. They just are
Literally Naruto and Sasuke (sasunaru). They are neither romantically in love nor are they platonically in love. They just are
by MemoryFam September 3, 2022
Get the Life Partner mug.Yo bitch im dumping you, now if you will excuse me im going on a man date with my Hetrosexual Life-Partner.
by Candidfraud August 20, 2012
Get the Hetrosexual Life-Partner mug.I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”
by Bigroar May 22, 2018
Get the inflatable life partner mug."Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."
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"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."
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"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
by monica borbele October 9, 2012
Get the heterosexual life partner mug.A life partner is a romantic or otherwise very close friend for life. The partners can be of the same or opposite sexes, married or unmarried, and monogamous or polyamorous.
by Miharu Rokujo April 4, 2011
Get the LifePartner mug.A type of romantic relationship where the partners believe life is an experience so they support each other in anything. Lets say in a relationship one party is religiously against drug use and the other party would love to try lsd. In a regular relationship you would most likely get a no, and would try lsd secretly anyways. But in a life partner relationship you would get an answer like 'okay babe, you want me to be there or how you want to experience this, with your friends,alone, perhaps in an other country? Heard Germany has good lsd! Or lets say one is want to do a challenge like hitchhike and backpack in the balkans doesn't say 'oh thats dangerous!' or 'You leaving me home alone?' , but will say 'you want me to go, or doing solo?.
Lifepartners living together - but if they want to experience living alone, than that- and they can have sex partners, as if the experience is wanting to have one night stands the other partner supports it.
Lifepartners living together - but if they want to experience living alone, than that- and they can have sex partners, as if the experience is wanting to have one night stands the other partner supports it.
Dude, did you heard that Anitta and Cody are lifepartners, so Anitta keeps having one night stands whie Cody persuing a new experience witch is a YouTube chanel where he covers songs from Logic, except Cody's voice is awful.
by MonikaL June 13, 2018
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