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Lie like Lavrov

To tell lies shamelessly
She says she didn't kill him, but the detective knows she's lying like Lavrov.

He lied like Lavrov, he's forgotten the truth.

If you're going to stand in my pantry and lie like Lavrov, go somewhere else.
by jmill666 April 6, 2022
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laugh out lie

When someone lies and laughs at the same time.
Jenny said Becky's dress was nice and she burst into laughter over how ugly it was. She laugh out lied in her face.
by MC_abNormal_Sauce September 13, 2013
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lay lie

A lie told in order to bed a target the subject is courting.
Jamie totally told that chick the "you know what they say about guys with big feet" line...as soon as she travels south she'll see he fed her a lay lie.
by Schtee May 24, 2007
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Lavender lie

A lie or relative truth told for a specific, usually administrative purpose, to avoid unnecessary complications.
Border guard: "Do you live at this address?"
Me: "Yes." (truth: not anymore, but I still know someone who lives there who's agreed to get the mail for me, since I'm in the process of moving from my other temporary location)

Later in the family group chat

Me: I had to use another lavender lie at the border.
Bro: Makes sense since they can't handle complicated answers.
by nyakontonz February 24, 2022
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Lakepony Lie

A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.
“Haha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.”

“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “

“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”
by SweetTooth June 5, 2018
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lielaugh

To laugh at a joke one doesn't get, with the intention of appearing smarter.
Person 1: "Dude, what's so funny?"
Person 2: "Francis just said 'The one I love has truly moved away.'"
Person 1: "What's so funny about that?"
Person 2: "Uh, I don't know. I was hoping you would."
Person 1: "Oh, so you were lielaughing just now."
by joseford April 12, 2009
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