Lineman

Like electricians.....but with balls!

I lost my wife to that lineman down the street

by CacheRedneck June 12, 2020

Lineman

(Noun) A guy who remains sober enough to prevent his friend from sleeping with an ugly or dirty girl while his friend is shitfaced.

"Man, I can't believe I almost hit that! Good thing I had my lineman, Joey, to keep me out of trouble."

by McCrapper March 25, 2013

Cable lineman

According to the far superior power lineman, they are called 16 foot daredevils. They think they are hot shots but in all reality, their only job is to make sure people can watch pornhub.

That cable lineman is scared of heights, but at least I can watch porn.

by Lineman86 April 8, 2021

Dily Lickman

A common word used to describe a wild lily in her natural habitat

Sophie: Ur such a dily lickman
Caroline: that’s what she said

by Thatswhatshesaiddd March 2, 2018

witchita lineman

A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.

She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.

by NunayoBidness August 11, 2017

Offensive Lineman

Usually a 6'3 300 pound monster. The offensive lineman usually holds but hits like a truck.

Damn I bet he's a offensive lineman

by I am a lineman August 26, 2019

Wichita Lineman

The act of yanking out a woman's tampon before going down on her.

Billy pulled the old Wichita Lineman before licking her warm cherry pie.

by Tom Davison April 7, 2003