lusticle

The usurped scrotum contents of a man in heat.

The lusticle took over the man's mind as he watched the flapjabber undulate under the influence of a well greased and deeply sincere yodel.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011

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Lefticles

When a person is incapable of, or doesn't have the balls, to take responsibility for their own actions and decisions. Instead blaming all of their social short-comings and lifestyle ineptitude on the "system" or Government.

Person 1: "So Josh says the police are incompetant and should be de-funded. He said it's the first step in fixing our Govermental woes."
Person 2: "Josh is a trust fund half-wit and has lefticles the size of currents."

by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

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Lessticles

A combination of the words less and testicles
When a male suffers from a abnormality in size or number of nuts. This can either be having small nuts, only one nut or no nuts at all.

Gay 1: Dude whats wrong with your sack?
Gay 2: They had to amputate my left testicle... it sucks!
Gay 1: You're having lessticles!

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

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Lusticles

Blue balls, testicles which have been starved of lust and or release. And therefore become engorged lusticles. Masterbating cannot relieve this tension.

I havnt been near a woman for a week, and my lusticles are aching!

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

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listicle

(n.) -- a magazine article comprised almost entirely of one long list of over 100 names of people notable for some achievement or national or international honor

"There's an 8-page listicle in the magazine this week, with lots of photos and quotes, but most of the text is just a huge list of 150 'women who matter' in today's world, according to the editors."

Overheard at a watercooler in San Francisco, January 19, 2011

by PRwiz101 March 24, 2011

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