lesbitude

The attitude (whether agreeable or otherwise) exhibited by that lovely segment of our population known colloquially as "carpetmunchers" and in regional circles as "poon plungers," "lawn-mowers," "rug chompers," "beef wrigglers," "fuzzy bumpers," "clam harvestors," "honey potters," "meat pocket pickers," "purveyors of Peruvian box chowder," and . . . uh . . . "girl homos"?

By virtue of her sexual orientation, Ellen Degeneres may properly claim to have lesbitude

by Finance Rocks May 12, 2007

Lesbidude

A lesbian avatar in an online game or virtual world who is played by a straight male in real life. The males ostensibly do this because lesbian avatars in virtual worlds are notoriously eager for cybersex yet vocally anti-male. This becomes a positive feedback loop, however, since most of the purportedly lesbian avatars are played by OTHER straight males. So, in effect, you have straight males having cybersex with other straight males under the guise of two lesbian avatars.

Man, you just had cybersex with Shebang69?! Shebang69 is a total lesbidude! IRL she is a guy. I heard him in voice chat! You just had cybersex with a guy!

by Harrisongs September 10, 2010

Lesbatude

A lesbian with a HUGE attitude

Person A: Hey! Let's call Jen! We haven't seen her in ages!
Person B: For good reason, ever since she started seeing Beth, she's had a such a lesbatude.

by f!erce April 4, 2009

Lesbonade

Drink very popular in the lesbian community. Made of cherry vodka with lemonade and a little grenadine and champagne (ratio depends on the preference of tart to sweet )

Use in a sentence:
Bartender: what would you like to drink.

Lesbian: something sweet and a little tart like my girlfriend.

Bartender: ahhh a Lesbonade! Coming right up!

by Climax Blueberry February 18, 2024