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Lesbert

A heterosexual male who spends much of his social time with lesbians. Derived from the words lesbian and pervert, thought to stem from the notion that the man is likely to harbour perverted intentions towards his lesbian friends, possibly secretly and despite outward protestations.

A male fag hag
H: I'm heading to lesbian bar Candy Bar in Soho to dance all day at Gay Pride.
S: Your a man and straight?
H: But I'm a massive lesbert and love watching the girls make out...
by champaign-snatcher July 5, 2011
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Leebert

Leebert is 2 people of All Things Love & All Things Bad.... she's the only person of to exist on what we call earth for a ROBERT.... being birthed by Time & Energy Vibrations of TRUE LOVE. She is the the creation of a Eternal Twin Flame that was set ablaze (impossibly) inside a pool of cold water by 2 of the world's greatest Lovers & warriors, a man (Robert) & a woman (Lee).... She's the exsistance of a True Love no matter what no matter where no matter who... Leebert is (Robert) & Robert is (Lee)... Dubbing the Flames name as Leebert..... Leebert is a very complicated being & can only be understood by her/his makers, because she is him & he is her!. Leebert is ALL, Leebert is TRUE, Leebert is The Love of GOD & the meaning of life...... 👏 congrats to (Lee) "&nn" (Robert). For they are them & them is GODS PROOF OF LOVE & LIFE. Together or NOT.... This flame of love is both good & bad BUT is intentional & eternal!.... Loving, phyco, & whatever one desires to define leebert as, only 1 thing remains Leebert is the real YING YANG TWINS...... so from the windows to the walls.... It's Robert &nn Lee's sweaty balls!
I've met someone... & im feeling really leebert about it.
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larbert

Larbert is such a great place that u are most likely to die of depression or second hand smoke from mrs binnie who stares from the sky and creates an incredible stench
Larbert is a terrible place
by James calderwood April 4, 2021
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lorbert

Cute- Amazing and kind person. very loving and sweet.
"Hi, My name is lorbert"
by Very_Weird May 24, 2017
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Lervertto

Lervertto is a loving person. It's easy for him to care as long as you offer him the same respect he gives you. Disrespect him and forget about him being nice to you ever again. Lervertto is funny and he has quick wit. He can laugh with you and cry with you. He hides a lot about what affects him behind a smile on his face.
This person is really caring and genuine, he must be a Lervertto.
by P. A November 23, 2021
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Leobert

The most handsome man in the world, loyal, caring and specially cute.
Leobert is the most handsome men in the universe, even in multi-verse he is still the most handsome guy. dont travel too much you will get banned to countries because of your handsome face. so take care always and be the most handsome guy in the world.
by Leobert May 12, 2022
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Lembert

Das Wort „Lembert“ leitet sich von der Krankheit Morbus Lembertus ab, welche erstmals im 21. Jahrhundert aufgetreten ist. Symptome der Krankheit sind nicht vollständig bekannt, jedoch tritt häufig mentale Trägheit und Eigenscham bei Erkrankten auf.

In der Jugendsprache findet sich die Krankheit unter dem Kürzel „Lembert“ wieder und wird häufig als Beleidigung für jemanden benutzt benutzt, der doof aussieht oder sich so verhält.
Wie kalt ist das Wasser?
*antwortet mit unüblicher Geste*
Lembert alta
by Schnitzel September 17, 2022
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