leprosy

A disease that I seem to think everyone has. Characterized by skin lesions and necrosis, it is decease that is fairly rare, and horribly terrifying, yet funny to laugh at. For instance the suggestion that something is leprosy that isn't. For instance someone coughs, they are said to be coming down with leprosy, or if someone looks old, well, then they must have leprosy. When the leaves fall off the trees it can be attributed to leprosy, rather than the changing of the seasons.

How do you get a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel!

Look at that kid over there with a bandaide on...i bet he's got leprosy.

by cameronthered December 5, 2005

Def Leprosy

A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.

My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

leprosy car

a car that's so old & crappy it has parts constantly falling off it.

Sam: Wow, what a POS car you got, dude! Did a taillight just drop off?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 2, 2011

leprosy

A type of leopard in Africa or Asia that will attack and kill you on sight within one millisecond.

1: "Man I haven't seen Joe in a while. How's he doing?"
2: "Didn't you hear? He went to India a couple years back and encountered a leprosy."
1: "Shit...So he's gone huh?"

by Jimmy Jesus Bear August 22, 2017

lepropussy

Metaphorical explanation for why an escorts business suddenly drops off. Lepropussy is not a disease or illness and there are no health risks associated with it. It is not communicable nor contagious.

Lepropussy is a temporary condition but it can strike anytime and without warning. It usually clears up on its own but can be recurring.

HH:
"Dude, wtf is going on? Last week I was so busy I felt like a screen door in a hurricane but this week I can't buy a client. I feel like I have lepropussy."

ABB:

"Don't fall apart. Everyone has a slump once in a while. No reason to fall to pieces, it's temporary I promise.

by heppy heppington December 20, 2010

Leprousy

A disease where someone listens to an abnormally large quantity of songs performed by the band Leprous. This is outlined in the DSM-IV as a classifiable mental disorder.

"Is that band you've been listening to all day fronted by Dallas Green?" - Rob

"No the vocals are actually by Einar Solberg. It's the band, Leprous!" - Janet

"So, you've admitted to having Leprousy..." - Rob

by LegolasRulez June 7, 2022

leprosy

A disease that I seem to think everyone has. Characterized by skin lesions and necrosis, it is decease that is fairly rare, and horribly terrifying, yet funny to laugh at. For instance the suggestion that something is leprosy that isn't. For instance someone coughs, they are said to be coming down with leprosy, or if someone looks old, well, then they must have leprosy. When the leaves fall off the trees it can be attributed to leprosy, rather than the changing of the seasons.

"ill blow you for a dime" the man says next, and name shakes his head. he gags again as the figure slides a hand- the one without a finger- down his stained pants. its sickening, and name feels like he might really vomit.

"i-i dont have a dime either" name shoves his aspirator into his pocket, stumbling over his pillbox. he grabs that too, tucking it away.

suddenly, his fear-driven controll snaps. hes a leper, name realizes. oh god, hes got leprosy, if he touches me, ill have it too!

by ashley warlow March 9, 2021