lepropussy 

Metaphorical explanation for why an escorts business suddenly drops off. Lepropussy is not a disease or illness and there are no health risks associated with it. It is not communicable nor contagious.

Lepropussy is a temporary condition but it can strike anytime and without warning. It usually clears up on its own but can be recurring.

HH:
"Dude, wtf is going on? Last week I was so busy I felt like a screen door in a hurricane but this week I can't buy a client. I feel like I have lepropussy."

ABB:

"Don't fall apart. Everyone has a slump once in a while. No reason to fall to pieces, it's temporary I promise.

lepropussy by heppy heppington December 20, 2010

Leprousy 

A disease where someone listens to an abnormally large quantity of songs performed by the band Leprous. This is outlined in the DSM-IV as a classifiable mental disorder.

"Is that band you've been listening to all day fronted by Dallas Green?" - Rob

"No the vocals are actually by Einar Solberg. It's the band, Leprous!" - Janet

"So, you've admitted to having Leprousy..." - Rob

Leprousy by LegolasRulez June 7, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008