Lenny Kravitz Disease

Being both Jewish and African American. A dying breed, like gingers.

Jeff is so lucky he has Lenny Kravitz Disease! He gets to celebrate Kwanzaa, Christmas, and Hannukah!

by pnthrfan327 January 13, 2010

Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage

1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.

"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."


A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?

B. The football game was on and I was drunk...

A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.

B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.

by Megan Eason October 15, 2008

the lenny kravitz jig

A trip. The jig who has a furry afro and looks like a retarded 15 year old version of the gay jewish black singer, Lenny Kravitz. Always looks like he's on way too many anti-depressants and makes strange twitchy face motions, while always maintaining the same eerie smile, which has become a trademark of the Lenny Kravitz Jig. Always asks me for acid.

Bobby: dude, who's the Jimmy Kravitz nig?
Me: Ahahaha! Look, dude. It's the Lenny Kravitz Jig!

by d4nk5 May 30, 2006

the lenny kravitz

the lenny kravitz can be achieved by biting into one side of a lifesavers gummy and wearing it as a nose ring just like lenny kravitz and singing the chorus of "fly away" by lenny kravitz

Ridge: *puts on lifesaver nose ring* i want to get away!

Clyde: *also has on lifesaver nose ring* i wanna flyyyyyyyy awayyyyy!

Both: yeahhhhh yeahhhhh yeahhhh

the lenny kravitz ensues...

by senior john mulberry March 28, 2010