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Leaf Blower

Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people.

Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.

That leaf blower better not move their mess to my house!
by Cr8zy88 February 1, 2013
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dutch leaf-blower

A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.
"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"
by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014
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Leaf

A peaceful thing that will take over your yard
What you got against a dang leaf, boi?
by Bonehead5000 April 20, 2020
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Tripple serrated leaf

tripple serrated leafs have not been truely identified by botanist yet, but by a group of people from the skunk skool. Thought at first to be a mutant characteristic has changed in recent months. a trait that keeps appearing
is known to be a monogenic trait. plant biotechnology and information through the plant leaf morphology charts has led us to the skunk plants evolution. blue mistic seeds from nirvana seed company is the first documented case.
the tripple serrated leaf could be classified as a mutant in some cases. the skunk plant is known for its double serrated leafs.we would like to call it skunk evolution.
by trichome magnifier October 6, 2010
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leaf

/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.
That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.
by JazzPoo October 23, 2016
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leaf monkey

Being called a "leaf monkey" or a "leaf monkea" is the greatest insult someone could possibly get.
Colin - takes Oscar's Takis.

Oscar - "Colin, give me back my Takis you leaf monkey!"
by leafmonkea March 22, 2019
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Swedish Leaf Blower

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.
Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.
by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015
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