by Bonehead5000 April 20, 2020
a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.
by anonymoouse April 18, 2010
verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.
"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."
by MarkAdamHFX May 27, 2013
Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.
Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'
by i'moutatoiletpaypa June 15, 2011
The Toronto Maple Leafs were beating the Boston Bruins 4 to 1 in game 7 of a best of seven series and allowed Boston to score 3 goals in the last 10:42 of regulation and to then win it in overtime. It is the first time in history that a team has lost a game 7 after having a 3 goal lead so late in the third period. Leafing is the process of losing a game when all historic indicators point to a sure victory
by Paul Paiment June 13, 2013
1. A usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.
2. A leaflike organ or structure.
3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.
4. A person who enjoys butt secks.
5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.
6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.
7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.
2. A leaflike organ or structure.
3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.
4. A person who enjoys butt secks.
5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.
6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.
7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.
Random Person 1: Oh my God, seriously, Leaf should have her own cooking show!
Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.
Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.
by Branch June 07, 2006