Laze Cadet

One who sits around or pursues any task with inadequate enthusiasm. Different from "couch potato" in that s/he will do things, but only very slowly.

Although Hallie goes to the gym, she's basically a laze cadet, doing the treadmill for only seven minutes.

by Bilham May 21, 2010

Laze's Corollary

When the topic at hand involves the essential fusion of nationalism and socialism, then Godwin's Law is invalid.

"...but Godwin's Law doesn't work here, because Donald Trump really is fusing the worst parts of nationalism and socialism. Ergo, Laze's Corollary applies..."

by Duns Scotus May 10, 2016

Laze 22

When an act of laziness leads to requiring more effort to accomplish a task than would have otherwise been necessary had you not been lazy in the first place

Karl was too lazy to cut his dirty fingernails, and quickly found himself in a laze 22 when he decided to eat his fried chicken with two forks.

by CogentDoge July 28, 2016

laze out

To laze out is to hang out while chilling, it is thereby a mix between hang out and chill out. To laze out is to veg out on the couch and not do much else.

Hannah: you wanna do something next week?
Mary: let's just have a movie night, laze out and eat junk food.

by Rheese093 February 15, 2017

Laze Glaze

The feeling you get when you lounge around for a couple days and realize you need to shower

"Man, I have a date tonight. I need to wash this Laze Glaze of before then."

by Steve-o-tronius May 23, 2018

Laze Off

To be lazy, expending minimal effort and doing as little as possible

Al: Hey, we have a three day weekend coming up, got any plans?

Bill: Nah, I'm just going to stay home and laze off

Al: Where's Jack? I haven't seen much of him and it doesn't look like he's gotten much done.

Bill: Jack's hiding in the break room. He's been lazing off since he got here.

by The Third Jay Guy December 21, 2018

Laze Burger

Noun.

To be greasy and ridiculously lazy. Not wanting to do sweet fuck all but game or lay on the couch. Laze burgers even hate sitting. Too much work.

On Sundays Chris is so hungover, greasy and lazy. What a fucking Laze Burger.

by Evgreg March 10, 2019