laxitate

To take laxatives in order to lubricate anal sex. For people who don’t want to fuck a clean arsehole.

Andy asked Pete to take laxatives so he would laxitate all down his shaft and ruin the fresh sheets with his runny gape juices

by Biggestguats February 11, 2018

laxmitha

The Martian who immigrated from Jupiter to steal the uterus from ALL WOMEN.

“Hey Carl did you hear that Laxmitha stole the uterus of Melania Trump”

“Yea we should call her the ‘Uterus Robber’”

by Ms Traceys class November 22, 2020

laxmithekpoplover

She is a literal Heather and a great creator she created "HEY 😩sEuNgmIn 🙄you’re 💂lying 🤥what 🙆🏻 ♀️is 🗿your 🧘 ♀️problem ⁉️" deserves more hype😽❗she needs to love herself or Namjoon is coming after her👹

Did you know laxmithekpoplover created the HEY 😩sEuNgmIn 🙄you’re 💂lying 🤥what 🙆🏻 ♀️is 🗿your 🧘 ♀️problem ⁉️ cult??

by alyssal2757fp December 26, 2020

Laxmikant

A most fantastic sex guy who can tolorate harder and harder sex.His dick is So hard as like as plastic.He can make any women happy by Sex.

Girl 1- why are you so happy?
Girl 2-laxmikant ji fucked me...
Girl 1- means your dream comes true....

by yeh bidda yeh mera adda November 24, 2021

Lamita Masry

Lamita Masrys are usually annoying chemistry teachers that don't explain shit and talk with a high pitched voice. They also focus more on what color their nails are than how well their class understands. Hundreds of students every year suffer from lamitas around the globe. Despite their abundance around the globe they are more present in hotter climates.

OMG, we have lamita masry again. God i hate her

by Sabis Guy April 24, 2023