Buy laxatives for Bush! For $10, we will send a $7 pack of laxatives to the White House and $3 to Iraqi charity organizations.
by Victor September 23, 2004
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A food or drug that stimulates evacuation of the bowels.
adj.
Stimulating evacuation of the bowels.
Causing looseness or relaxation, especially of the bowels.
A food or drug that stimulates evacuation of the bowels.
adj.
Stimulating evacuation of the bowels.
Causing looseness or relaxation, especially of the bowels.
by robopimp October 26, 2003
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by Ant February 18, 2004
Get the laxative mug.A shower of diarrehea coming from someones mouth (example 1).
Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Example 1:
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006
Get the laxative mug.The constant barrage of pure, unadulterated lies, misinformation, disinformation and management masterbationand just made up non-sense because of lack of knowledge that is spewed from the mouths of members of management in any given company. Most often, Laxative Lingo is spewed from members of management that are completely incompetent and unqualified to be in their positions and are highly over paid. Many Laxative Lingo spewing managers have achieved their roles because of the Peter Principle.
John: Hey Bill. How are things down in accounting these days?
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.
John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.
John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2013
Get the Laxative Lingo mug.When a group of people x number of drinks like Kool-Aid. Get laxatives and pour them into one of the drinks. Make sure no one knows what glass has them in. Wait until someone shits and has explosive Diarrhea.
Adam: lets play laxative roulette
Group of kids: yea ok
(everyone drinks) (an hour or so goes by)
Kyle: Fuck i have to take a shit
(times goes by)
Kyle: that shit was explosive
Group of kids: yea ok
(everyone drinks) (an hour or so goes by)
Kyle: Fuck i have to take a shit
(times goes by)
Kyle: that shit was explosive
by thelaxmax May 24, 2011
Get the Laxative roulette mug.When you take too many laxatives, and you get bad diarrhea for a few to several days. Commonly occurs after laxative pranks.
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