Yo didn't Ron get charged with seven felonies a few months ago?
Yes he did. But he's rich. He got himself all lawyered-up and got out of all the charges no problem.
Yes he did. But he's rich. He got himself all lawyered-up and got out of all the charges no problem.
by 456 All Day February 19, 2012
Get the Lawyered-up mug.Chad : Hey Steve you need to stop sexually harassing my female employees they are all Lawyered Up and our company cannot afford this!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!
by SlopNChop July 26, 2018
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lawyered • Lawyered-up • Get Lawyered • layered • Lawyerd • lawyerdog • lawyerese • Lawyeresqness • Lawyerey • Layered Bust
When a lawyer (Prosecutor of Defensive Attorney) wins a court hearing, this could be said after the verdict
by Trueno AE86 GT May 27, 2020
Get the Get Lawyered mug.A term frequently used by Marshal in the tv show How I met your mother. Marshal uses this whenever he verbally finishes off any untrue (or contradicting) proclamation and the other party has nothing else to say.
Barney: Prostitution is the worlds oldest profession.
Marshal: You really think so?
Barney: Yeah I bet cavewomen got like an extra fish or something if they put out.
Marshal: So the oldest profession would be fisherman.
Barney: Withdrawn.
Marshal: Lawyerd...
Barney:....
Marshal: You really think so?
Barney: Yeah I bet cavewomen got like an extra fish or something if they put out.
Marshal: So the oldest profession would be fisherman.
Barney: Withdrawn.
Marshal: Lawyerd...
Barney:....
by Stibinoezem September 14, 2010
Get the Lawyerd mug.A sarcastic counter-expression used when someone has claimed that a person is "layered" – in the sense that while they might be bitter or sour on the outside, on the inside they're actually sweet. The expression refers to the idea that as with the pastry in question, while the top seems crusty and mean – and there might be some sweetness underneath – at the TRUE core of the person, they really ARE just crusty and mean. So the expression refers to someone who is truly rotten to the core, and that the sugar they throw out is merely a ploy to try to keep people from realizing this. Charismatic serial killers, or brutal tyrants, for example, are layered like pie.
The observation leading to this phrase was first made by the character of Dr. Horrible/Billy (Neil Patrick Harris) in "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" in reference to Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion), as shown below.
The observation leading to this phrase was first made by the character of Dr. Horrible/Billy (Neil Patrick Harris) in "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" in reference to Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion), as shown below.
Penny: At first I thought he was kind of cheesy–
Billy: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?
Billy: Like with pie.
Woman with black eye: I know my new boyfriend might seem like a drunken, misogynistic ball of domestic violence waiting to happen, but he's actually really nice, he's layered like that. And now he's promised to only beat me on Wednesdays!
Friend: Yeah, layered like pie. Call the cops on him!
Billy: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?
Billy: Like with pie.
Woman with black eye: I know my new boyfriend might seem like a drunken, misogynistic ball of domestic violence waiting to happen, but he's actually really nice, he's layered like that. And now he's promised to only beat me on Wednesdays!
Friend: Yeah, layered like pie. Call the cops on him!
by Astrolounge January 16, 2010
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by captain law October 9, 2012
Get the lawyerese mug.the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.
chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.
by grant leon October 18, 2007
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