lavagan

Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.

Jimmy, my carpenter, gave me a lavagan last night... it was excruciating.

by Mister Conjuction October 12, 2015

laveda

Beautiful, intelligent, and real. People usually hate but you don't give a shit. You're a lover not a fighter and you trust people to easy

Hey, have you seen Laveda?

by I'm dead June 18, 2017

Lavadog

1. The result of a tornado descending upon an active volcano (torcano), lavadogs occur when a lavabomb hits the ground and creates a new lava flow, typically many miles away from the original volcano.
2. Any dog that has somehow been overcome with or fallen into lava. Lavadogs tend to be somewhat evil and extremely hot to the touch.

1. A lavadog from that torcano on Mt. St. Helens was seen flowing right down Main Street in downtown Portland.
2. My dog used to be really friendly, until he fell into that pit of lava. Now he is a typical lavadog, always biting and burning me.

by Tha Wizz June 10, 2009

Lavamantium

The term used for an element that can do anything and everything you might want it to do. I.E. you need to build a bridge under a volcano, Lavamantium is the way to go. It is mostly used to argue any and all points against people that think they know about science and chemistry. Its an irrefutable argument because it can never be wrong, Lavamantium is always right.

"That thing was clearly Lavamantium, nothing else can survive being shot by Optimus Prime."

"Well everyone knows that Titanium is the strongest metal for construction"
"I think your forgetting Lavamantium, you can build bridges inside Volcano's with that shit."

by TheShape October 25, 2009

lavalampation

When someone messes up your lava lamp

What in lavalampation??

by ilikeapplesauce1234abcdef September 17, 2017

Lavana

A beautiful girl who is very adventurous and enjoys living life to the fullest. She always finds the beauty in everything around her and tends to be strong willed.

We should all go mountain climbing with Lavana

by harlequin7 April 25, 2019

lavda lassun

Keith: Garlic DICK!
actual: "this and that", "all this"

I have to do this, that, lavda lassun...

by Anupam December 14, 2003