Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

by ossftw August 6, 2008

laptop war

The action of taking two working condition laptops and smashing them together until one is left still working.

Matthan and I had a laptop war the other day and now he has to buy a new laptop.

by Double CC August 8, 2008

laptop civic

A Honda Civic, usually one that looks like a beater car, tuned to the fucking moon and back to gap people on a highway or your local dragstrip. Though the laptop is not necessary to make the Civic go fast, it's used to change between tunes on the road.
Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.

Holy shit! We just got gapped by a fucking laptop civic!

by therealdeemz May 30, 2021

Lactose Cans

Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.

What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"

by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011

laito

A Japanese name (mainly for males) meaning Light. Laito's are very attractive and tend to be quite flirty. They also have very mesmerising eyes.

"Did you see that guy's eyes ?"

"Yeah, his name must be Laito!"

by HaleyMay02 April 10, 2016

Laptop Gangster

1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.)

Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".

NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread."

NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."

by Benemalio October 8, 2008

laptop face

After a hardcore sesh of trolling the internet, looking in the mirror and having a red face. Result of the concentrated heat from a laptop screen. Symptoms will eventually wane after sufferer is unclenched from their computer.

Person 1: "dude did you just get back from holiday?"
Person 2: "nah just some serious laptop face"

by badassmckeving November 24, 2010