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Latvia

This is where British chavs go for their stag parties. None of their mates ever get laid, because Latvian girls are way too classy for them. Also, there's more to Latvia than its quaint capital Riga.

The country has made huge progress in the past two decades. It's definitely one of the world's most agreeable places to live in!
- Where are you going?
- To Latvia.
- Cool! Are you flying AirBaltic?
- Sure. I've been boycotting effing Ryanair for ages.
by naali November 24, 2011
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Latvian Train collision

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.
"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."
by Ekker October 10, 2021
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lariaha

A girl from Texas that hates living in Alaska
Lariaha: When i lived in Texas everything was better than here in Alaska.
by ATegKinLlI April 14, 2014
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Darkest Lariat

"Bro, he is so good with his Darkest Lariat!"
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laria

Laria is often referred to as a great friend and is always there to help people no matter what. Sometimes she seems to put people first instead of herself and will do anything. However she can be stubborn and think she is always right and takes life laughing and taking all the negativity away in life.
A friend needs help so she turns to laria because she cares
by Decathlon12 January 10, 2015
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Latvian firecracker

The act of an anal sex that involves the receiver getting atleast 1 firecracker up the anus. When she refuses, or things go bad, the man will fly over to Latvia and live his life and start over again.
Me and my girlfriend felt daring, we decided to try the Latvian Firecracker. It's a shame she's not here anymore.
by Jizzy Gerald August 19, 2021
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Yuppie Larvae

The children of Yuppies.

These children/teens often exhibit ingnorent and self righteous behavior. Because of this, they feel that they are invincible and superior to anyone and everyone because his Dad will sue your Dad. In their struggle for superiority, they fall vicum to any trend. They feel the need to keep up with their peers in terms of fashion and technology yet have little respect for it (or the debt that their parents gather from buying it all for them). They will rarely wear anything but American Egale, Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, etc. and never be caught buying from the clearence rack.
Another charactoristic is that their parents will also call them names like "Joshie" or "__ie". "Dakoda", "Austin" or other Amarican geographical titles. Lastly, if their name is spelt in some weird and wonderful way that also is a sign of a Yuppie Larvae. Like Naethen (Nathan) or Deanna (Diana). This was done on the parents part to : 1.express creativity 2.make their child stand out or 3.ignorance.
Once fully grown they will to turn into the relitivistic money gouging yuppies that think everybody wants to hear their opinion and will sell their soul for a shiney penny.

Upon being challenged, the common larvae will raise no good points to defend his/her arguement and often will have to seek out assistance from near by friesnds or associates.

(no offence if your name was used)
Yuppie Larvae #1 "look at that kid. he's such a looser, no jokes."
Yuppie Larvae #2 "Why are you so poor?"
Person "..? what? why would you ask me that?"
Yuppie Larvae #2 "coz im bored"
Person "you have no class"
by F je FF July 26, 2009
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