lardon

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lardo

Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.

The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.

by Optomon October 31, 2003

Gary Larson

Cartoonist for Far Side and total frickin' genius. Has an obsession with nature in general and cows in particular.

Gary Larson is a total frickin' genius.

by ElfLad April 23, 2005

henrik larsson

one word ... GOD!

He is a legend

by mad tim March 26, 2004

Lardeous

Someone who has a foot fetish and loves to clean toenails. She begs the people in her life to clean their tootsies. She loves attention, and is scared of losing her sisters. She pronounces "d"s instead of "th" in word. She has a twisted, and violent sense of humor... sort of like a demonchild.

OMG... that Julie is sooooo lardeous...

by Redbrownhairedbitches February 28, 2010

lardo-style

The action of hand cuffing a significant other to bed and eating there ass like a gusher.

Yo did you hear about Joe? He did it lardo-style with his girl last night.

by _yourtypicalidiot December 15, 2021

The 'ol Kyle Larson Special

Another name for the n word.

My friend: Dude, I can't believe that happened!

Me: Yep, he was called The 'Ol Kyle Larson Special.

by TailsNASCARFan93 August 23, 2021