laptop

The word that nubs use to describe notebook computers.

"Someone stoloeded teh megahurtz from my laptop!!!!11" "How can someone hack into your legs stupid nub?"

by alg April 06, 2005

Laptop

A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

i love my laptop, it's mobile porn

by arman patatanyan September 29, 2013

laptoping

The action of using a laptop.
This word was invented by some bored individual.

person 1:What are you up to?
person 2:I'm just laptoping

by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010

Laptop

Mobile porn.
Rumored to be used for school or work...

I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.

by I Love Beer and Boobs April 26, 2007

Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.

Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.

by Frinerd October 16, 2013

Laptoping

Using ur laptop for various things

Man: i stay up from 6:00 till 1:00 *nerdy lagh*
Child: WOW! what doing?
Man: laptoping

by The one who knows everthing August 27, 2009

Laptopping

The conscious act of placing a laptop computer on the womens back while have sex, or making love.

laptopping is a new craze swarming the nation!

by sanctusunus December 09, 2012