Laptop

A plank either smooth wood or covered with a pillow or blanket. Used in South African mini buss taxi's between rows of seats to add an extra seating when the taxi exceeds maximum capacity.

We have space for 3 more . wheres the laptop. here it is sit here botty(male)/Sissy(Female)
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Let the gogo(old lady) sit. here's a Laptop.
Or
The guys getting off now . You Don't have to stand there's a laptop Free

Laptop by EBZ13 May 9, 2019

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A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.

I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.

laptop by Mel February 25, 2003

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When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
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DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.

"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."

laptop by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

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Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.

"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."

Laptop by Bob Sometimes January 9, 2006