Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.
Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.
by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010
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Langerado is very similar to the music festival Bonaroo (which is held every summer in Tennessee), only Langerado is smaller. Langerado has definitely grown quite a bit and there are definitely a lot of people that attend, but is still not as large as Bonaroo.
"Jambands" and hippies are what are thought to attend these festivals the most. While there is a lot of patchouli in the air at Langerado along with jambands, there are many other kinds of bands there--you have some pop, you have reggae, ska, rock, alternative, electronic, etc.
The scene there is to get yourself out there--enjoy the music you like, and explore different kinds of activities, art, music, etc., that you haven't been exposed to yet. There is also a BIG drug scene (like at many similar music festivals), mostly psychedelic drugs and pot.
It happens over spring break every year--why the hell not??
Check out Langerado.com
Langerado is very similar to the music festival Bonaroo (which is held every summer in Tennessee), only Langerado is smaller. Langerado has definitely grown quite a bit and there are definitely a lot of people that attend, but is still not as large as Bonaroo.
"Jambands" and hippies are what are thought to attend these festivals the most. While there is a lot of patchouli in the air at Langerado along with jambands, there are many other kinds of bands there--you have some pop, you have reggae, ska, rock, alternative, electronic, etc.
The scene there is to get yourself out there--enjoy the music you like, and explore different kinds of activities, art, music, etc., that you haven't been exposed to yet. There is also a BIG drug scene (like at many similar music festivals), mostly psychedelic drugs and pot.
It happens over spring break every year--why the hell not??
Check out Langerado.com
1. Bob finally received his Langerado ticket in the mail last week. It was more beautiful than he had ever imagined.
2. Langerado is the average headie's version of Christmas.
3. March 6 2008--so close yet so far away!!
2. Langerado is the average headie's version of Christmas.
3. March 6 2008--so close yet so far away!!
by Let's get GOOSED!! February 25, 2008
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Coloquial term for getting lashed in the UK, whereby lager is the beverage of choice. Often carried out by young males as part of night out.
by Mk2 August 24, 2009
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Get the Laniered mug.He was langerated. Also he was langers.
by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005
Get the langerated mug.9 pm. The time after which conversation on a blog can descend into language or subjects inappropriate for children. First coined by me, "stjohn", on the website Politicalbetting.com in the 2000s and a twist on the "9pm watershed". It implies a time in the evening after which bloggers, having become influenced by the consumption of lager instead of water, become more disinhibited in their comments. Now used on the Politicalbetting.com blog quite regularly by those bloggers who are aware of its meaning.
Behave. Its not the lagershed yet. (Casino_Royale August 2020).
It gets us through the dogday afternoons until the lagershed. (DavidL May 27 2021)
It gets us through the dogday afternoons until the lagershed. (DavidL May 27 2021)
by stjude12 August 31, 2021
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To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.
To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.
by cheeses of Nazereth March 30, 2009
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