Landwhale

A grossly overweight female who tries to come off as attractive but is obviously aware of her large stature.

Guys, remember when Mary used to go to the gym?? Now shes let herself go and became an epic landwhale!!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Landwhale

A large mammal, or, whale. Not to be mistaken with the under water whales, a land whale drags itself around with it's flippers and moans.

You're the biggest blame landwhale in the jungle of landwhale.

by Sour Landwhale November 15, 2012

Landwhale

A common word used to describe gorja

gorja is a landwhale

by BurningBean06 August 21, 2022