floyd the landlord

George Floyd’s XXX name when he made a sextape with a hood rat whore

Guy: yo man, did u ever see the Floyd the landlord video?
Guy 2: yea bro idk why ppl treat this guy like a saint, he’s literally the black Johnny Sins but no clout

by Gay ngga June 6, 2022

Dutch Landlord

Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.

She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...

by contorto January 30, 2021

Landorus

a pokemon you will never forget when you enter a game of ou

Landorus-Therian @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 92 Spe
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- U-turn
- Toxic

person 1: what pokemon should i add to my ou team?
person 2: landorus therian

by Nick Garr September 4, 2022

landlord

Someone who fixes your shit when your shit is fucked.

“Yo Ethan, text the landlord, our shit is fucked.”

by jd031398 September 24, 2018

landlord

A person who makes an honest living by purchasing property and then renting out space to tenants. Usually hated by said tenants because they seem to ignore the fact that the landlord had to pay for the property and is entitled to be reimbursed.

I need to pay rent to the landlord every month.

by MNYC September 24, 2005

Landorus

A legendary Pokémon that is hell to deal with competitively.

Landorus therian form should be banned

by Sandman64 April 27, 2022

landlord's contract

A written contract that is supposed to make a transaction look above board and official, and to suggest that the buyer has a degree of comeback, but which the party offering the document can ignore at will. As they say, it's not worth the paper it's printed on.

Dickie O'Kelly presented his tenants with the landlord's contract in connection with the quality of their accommodation, and then disappeared to South Africa with their money.

by Fearman August 10, 2007