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Punch a person named Landon day 

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can
Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

Lando’d 

To get belligerently drunk on a week night or every night and say some out of line stuff.
Hunter got so Lando’d last night he was two hours late for work
Lando’d by Eagle_Grimshaw March 11, 2021
Getting Lando'd is when you're forced to give up the "W" to your teammate.

Getting Lando's is synonymous with getting fucked over.
"Lando, you've made your point. We know you'll do the right thing."

When the guy has the chick in the bag but has to let his buddy take her.
"you see Jim last night, that chick was all over him!"
"yeah, but he got Lando'd , had to back off and let Oscar take it"

"hey man! You get that promotion yesterday?!"
"no man, totally got Lando'd. Oscar got it"

"lets go out tonight, help you get over getting Lando'd last week"

getting Lando'd is the X-games version of jumping on the grenade for your friend. It's not like sleeping with the fat chick so your friend can get laid, it's like sleeping with the fat chick so your friend can get laid by the girl you're into with that's been throwing looks at you all night.
"hey man, appreciate you shagging Lucy's friend last night so I could have a shot at Jen"
"you owe me cuz you totally Lando'd me"
Lando'd by NICETRYSUCKA July 28, 2024

Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
Dirty Landon by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex
Omg he looks like a dirty Landon
Dirty Landon by Gaylandon April 12, 2020

Dirty Landon

When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth
last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!