Sir Lancelot

A woman's period.

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.

by Kruzy McJ December 30, 2014

Lancelot

An impressive trick. If you succeed in performing a Lancelot trick, you become King Arthur.

elephant: whoa, that was Lancelot!
budgie: yeah, now I'm King Arthur

by inakicacaman September 30, 2012

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

Lancelot

A mistaken reference for anything that happens to resemble actor Sean Connery.

Person 1: Oh! A west highland terrier! Look at his white beard! Let's call him Lancelot!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because he looks like Sean Connery!

Person 2: ...but didn't Sean Connery play Arthur?

Person 1: ...Shut up

by WelcomeToYourVice June 3, 2009

The Sir Lancelot

The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise

You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.

by E-Dagget February 6, 2007

lancelot

one who refrains from bathing for long periods of time. this term is generally used for someone you despise and wish death upon.

Lancelot is a JERK and he smells like butt.

by delmur June 16, 2006

lancelot

an girl emo, a sad (unhappy) person

Person 1 : Look at her!
Person 2: Yeah, she's got a tough of lancelot about her!

by Hevz February 7, 2007