Lambardi Slap

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick

by alaa October 18, 2007

lombardi

(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.

Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.

by common sense7 October 12, 2005

Lambrinified

Lambrinified; adj.

1. To become intoxicated by means of cheap wine abuse.

Example: "Man how lambrinified was I last night" (haha)

by Mike Hammer May 19, 2004

Lambrini Shits

The morning after effects of consuming 3 bottles of this fine vintage to aid inebriation before going on a night out.

"Drinking that Lambrini last night ran right through me, I've woken up with Lambrini shits"

by Gooner god January 23, 2012

lamarinasexual

lamarinasexual is a sexuality where you are only attracted to lamarinas.

i need to come out to you as lamarinasexual...

what! i wanted to tell you for a long time but i was scared!

by herxinpiggy July 6, 2021

Lombardi's Law

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.

Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."

by A Narcissist January 28, 2022

Adam Lamberting

Doing anything related to Adam Lambert
(includes stalking)

A : What are you doing?
B: Adam Lamberting

by vizard light June 1, 2009