lakons

A disease you get from eating too much bacon.

Francois: "do you want to come over?"
Connor: "nah man, I got lakons"
Francois: "I told you to stop eating so much bacon"

by Icecream_mint August 26, 2014

Lakota West Freshman School

Lakota West Freshman School (LWFS) is a school full of gang bangers and emo people. The school alone raised the crime rate by 30% Also the white people get no bitches. LWFS also has roaches (Demarcus and Tyresse)

You go to Lakota West Freshman School that got roaches?

by Tyrone James ||| November 6, 2021

Lakota Local Schools

A country schools in the middle of no where. Where the whole school is full of “country boys” who are not even country boy, but call themselves country boys to make themselves look cool. They’re more dicks than actual country boys. And then there’s “gangsters” that are not even gangsters and are wannabe gangsters that would fight anyone there if you’d look them straight in the eye thinking they’re scary where in reality they’re just fools. There’s then lot of blue haired he/she that don’t know what gender they are. They have to keep searching if they’re a girl or boy, but they’re too lazy so they just stay in between.

Scary right? You haven’t even seen half of it. The best thing about their school is that their teachers are cool … kind of sort of not. There’s then students getting it on in the locker rooms. What a nice fit in Lakota! A school so full of their pride and thinking any of their sports programs has a chance at state. Their basketball, football, baseball, softball, and volleyball is a joke. The only good sport they have is Bowling and you can get Varsity so quick; quicker than your dad finishing in you- can’t finish that.

Welcome to Lakota where there’s tons of Gavins spelled differently, things going on in the locker, and stupid students. Tons of wannabe country boys, tons of wannabe gangsters, and tons of no wining sports programs. A school where their athletic director is a creep and was fired from another high school because of a thing that happened.

Some random girl:“Lakota Local Schools is awesome!”

Some random dude: “No it’s not.”

by ehhhwhatsup August 27, 2021

Lakota

(n.)an indian tribe in south dakota

i went to visit my friend who is in the Lakota tribe

by jiga July 7, 2006

Lakota

A really sweet guy who doesn't take life too seriously. He's fun loving and has a great sense of humor. He is incredibly good looking with a fine ass and can usually play a mean round of golf. Because of his incredible looks, he's not on the market for long periods of time, so swipe him up when he's free or else you'll lose your chance. He's really sarcastic and is very caring and helpful. He is also rumored to be fantastic in bed and have a huge dick. If you have the chance to be with Lakota, count yourself lucky, he's a real catch.

"That girl is the one dating Lakota."
"Damn, she is so lucky, that boy is fine."

by Annabelle Green April 15, 2013

lakota

A great amazing guy sweet sexy some one every girl want's strong awesome love that ass smart wonderful kind vary nice handsome brave some one every guy should be kool loving nice

That guy is so lakota.

by person123456789 October 18, 2012

Lakota West High School

A school that is practically bankrupt because the principal hates his life and wants to make everyone else miserable. The tax payers are too stupid to vote for a school levy probably because they are all Obama supporters. They wish they could just cease to exist so all of the kids could go to Mason where everyone has a brand new car. We also have a cop that thinks he's all that but in reality, he makes minimum wage and frankly, should be working at McDonalds. Maybe the school could save some money by turning off the overly used A/C.

Friend 1: Dude the Lakota West High School principal took away my headphones today...
Friend 2: I heard he sells them on eBay to make up for the failed levies.
Principal: shhhh or I'll take your iPhone too, I only have tmobile coz im so poor

by AwesomeCop August 1, 2012