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Lactose Intolerant

Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.

Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.

Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.
Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?

Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.
by Sir Demonosapien May 24, 2009
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Lactose Intolerance

1. is the inability to digest lactose (a type of
sugar found in milk and other dairy products).
I can't have ice cream because I hace a lactose intolerance.
by heyheyhey45698 May 19, 2010
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lactose and tolerant

Someone who get the Neapolitan ice-cream, and eats all the flavors, not just the good ones.
i just ate that whole thing of ice-cream, not because I'm fat, I am lactose and tolerant
by nigahpleez July 16, 2010
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Lactose Snob

A person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. The onset of Latosce Snob is usually the result of a traumatic event such as shitting oneself as a grown man.
I havnt shit myself since I stopped eating dairy.

Bro, youre a Lactose Snob!
by BuckinChuck July 14, 2018
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Lactose intolerant

Someone who consumes large amounts of dairy
“Nick, you’re eating pizza, I thought you were lactose intolerant?” “I am”
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lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.
Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!
by hellpuppy November 19, 2007
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Lactose Intolerant

1) Racism toward white people.

2) Dislike of suburban white subculture.
Not to be lactose intolerant, but I don't know how to pronounce like 80% of white girls names.
by Pokerplayingchop June 10, 2018
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