dope like lance armstrong 

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.

Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

dope like lance armstrong by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013

Lancer Deltarune 

God.

Person 1: hey want to join my religion?
Person 2: what's it about
Person 1: lancer deltarune
Person 2: I'm in

Lancer Deltarune by lancerkirb January 8, 2019

lancevideos 

Lancevideos is a homosexual tiktoker with over 100,000 followers that refer to him as “twink” or “lancey-pants”.

“Lancevideos would be so cute if he changed all this political views and morals and wore eyeliner”

lancevideos by Accurate Source July 8, 2020

lancevideos 

the most annoying republican tiktoker ever. hes a twink that thinks hes famous enough to get his own urban dictionary page.

“have you watched lancevideos before?”
“yeah hes a twink”

lancevideos by twinklover33 July 7, 2020

Lance McClain 

A bi Cuban boio who just needs a hug especially after season 8 oh and needs his family is that too much to askkkkk and forgets the binding moment

Keith: We hAd A bOnDiNg mOmEnT i CrAdLEd yOu iN mY ArmS

Lance: Nu-uh don’t remember DiDnT hApPEn

Keith: *** LANCE MCCLAIN YOU IDIOT ACCEPT MY LOVE*****

Lance McClain by Inkhaytton December 15, 2018

Lance-Strolled 

Getting lance-strolled is when you expect to see the action in a video, but the last second it cuts to Lance Stroll rounding a corner and going over a curb.

F1 fan 1: "Dude, watch this video of Nikita mazepin overtaking Lewis Hailton"
F1 fan 2: "Omg yes, show me!"
*Proceeds to get Lance-Strolled*

Lance-Strolled by Philly deez May 26, 2021

Lance 

A Lance is a boy who you will never forget. A Lance is a boy who struggles with life. He tries to be happy but sometimes can't do it. He likes to be alone but has a few friends who he loves to be with. He's a ladies man, which makes his ex quite jealous. Lance is one of a kind, he is somebody who won't judge you for who you are. He will stay by your side for whatever you go through. You want to date a Lance but you're not sure if he's ready for it. You love Lance, and always will.

Lance, you're the best!
Lance, I love you.

Lance by hang_over November 13, 2019