Kurplode

When your head turns red, vein blocks up, then you blow up!

Darren Chan was embarassed his head turned red, Then he KURPLODED!

by BossNguyen March 27, 2011

Kurpot

A dumbass Canadian who thinks he's "leet"
and smokes a ton of weed.

"dudeee lets duel"
"dude i own you"
"ohhhhh dude i'm so high"
"mohahahahaha"
"ohh shit i died"
"fuck you rice"
"fag"
"these don't count"

by Hi my name is Rice August 5, 2004

Kurpy

A unique species of amazing talent and intellect. Usually from Spain, though comes with a distinct British accent. Most likely to have two national identities, ie American-Spanish.

Has the potential to create and destroy entire cities. For example, flood Exeter, and grow Little Milan. Has a talent for finding replacement names, like James Bennette.

So I went to Spain today and met this amazing Kurpy. They changed my life in one conversation. I wanna go and build a school in Italy now.

by BuildaSchool June 22, 2011

Kurpiewski

The ultimate human being; typically bearded

I wish we could replace all these mooneys with Kurpiewskis.

by Polish Wisdom December 2, 2011

kurplunkle

the act of vomiting on ones bare ass and then having them fart in your mouth, usually causing you to vomit again thus repeating the process until you can stomach vomit-farts to the mouth.

Man, im never going to that dominatrix again, all we did was kurplunkle till i stopped puking.

by grody666 January 12, 2012

Michigan Kurplunk

When someone takes a shit in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . Just before she drowns in your shit, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.

Girl's friend: "Is that corn in your nose?"
Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."

by Filthy Beast February 21, 2008

kurplop

a noise that you make when you take a dump and your poop hits the water

when your sittin on the toilet and it makes that nois "kurplop"

by harley duerr November 2, 2005