kumquat

It's when you start doing a squat but then realise that your penis is leaking cum, or there is juice leaking from your kunt.

guy: Hey baby, you better start doing squats more often if you want a great ass!
girl: Ohh.. I can't.. remember last time, you know I get kumquats when that happens!

by toplulz March 2, 2014

kumquat

a sexual position in which the guy squats over the girl while cumming
- usually asked for by the guy, as just doing it can result in a slap in the face

Justin gave Mandy a kumquat special

by Natashacampbell January 17, 2008

kumquat

i love you

hayley: “kumquat”
sam: “ditto”

by Breenieweenie22 March 22, 2021

kumquat

A safe word a girl (particularly Nina Dobrev) would use when her sexual partner (particularly Vin Diesel) is being too overwhelming during the intercourse, indicating a confused state of slight discomfort and extreme enjoyment simultaneously.

Girl: OMG! Kumquat... Kumquat!
Guy: Okay, do I stop or keep going?
Girl: I don't know, just Kumquat, damn it!

by DeverauxPlymouth February 10, 2020

kumquat

the male equivalent of the word 'cunt'

"shut up you dirty kumquat"
"he is such a fucking kumquat"

by bananalover69 April 21, 2010

kumquat

1. Small boobs
2. A small orange citrus fruit, high in Vitamin C
3. A fruit (homosexual person)
4. Idiot

1. Yo, Kidjwa, that chick as some perky kumquats
2. Hey, Frank, pass the bowl of kumquats, I believe I'm coming down with the scurvy
3. Yo, John's a kumquat, he touched my butt.
4. Rick is a kumquat he doesn't know anything

by Hernando Sanchez September 5, 2008

kumquat

1. certain type of citrus fruit
2. random unknown; thingy, something or other, whatever

"her rpg character where invariably Decepticon jets/ seekers/ kumquat"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Giant Fish, kumquat, we are proud to present..."

by ragedaisy August 31, 2004