She’s a one of a kind and really funny she is truly remarkable and makes you happy she will do anything to keep you in her arms and you get attached to her really fast you will say I love you in the first week and she will say it back she will never give up on you or her loved ones she has the best laugh and smile her skin is super soft and is amazing
by Wh0sethan June 27, 2019
Get the Krystiana mug.A variation on the spelling of the name Kristen. Chicks with the name Krystyn are typically unusually sexy. They usually feature modest sized titties, and have abnormally phat asses for their size. They are usually Petite women never exceeding 5'4".
Guy 1: Damn! Who is that abnormally sexy girl over there?!
Guy 2: Thats Krystyn.
Guy 1: She is God's gift to men.
Guy 2: Thats Krystyn.
Guy 1: She is God's gift to men.
by solidstrongbad June 18, 2009
Get the Krystyn mug.A straight up G Polish Kid who knows his shit. Usually
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".
Guy 1 - Yo, who's the cool cat over by the corner?
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...
by Virologic April 13, 2021
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by mythologicalll April 17, 2009
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Get the krystyna mug.A kristyana will try there hardest to make u smile,there good listeners and know just what to say,if u want to date a kristyana u gotta know that there in it for the long haul,they are very shy but once u get to know them there one of the funnest people to be around,they always put others before themselves and know how to take a joke,you wont regret meeting them
"Kristyana your so sweet"
by treehugger12076 March 29, 2021
Get the kristyana mug.fucked up eyes, has NO dick, that's right, sound familiar you stupid freak? well it should because he has NO dick, I reached down and there was NOTHING there, thats right!!! And I'm going to open my big old nigger mouth and tell everyone what I THINK happened because of the childish, moronic, ugly, idiotic, disgusting, shitlife, poor, pathetic loser that he is. The only thing he has going for him is that he is tall and even that sucks because it only makes his ugliness stand out in a crowd. Congratulations now everyone knows you have no dick, what a man you must feel like spreading lies about people who did the right thing by leaving your poor ass, what a man
by dbt301 August 9, 2009
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