hot krumpet

To put vagisil regular strength anti itch cream in between your lower front lip and your teeth.

Yep, I like to hot krumpet sometimes.

by party pimp October 11, 2010

Krumpets

The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.

"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"

by Miguel November 21, 2004

krumpette

A girl that krumps.
See "krump"

That krumpette KILLED him in that krump battle. (?)

by Lady Gaga_ October 30, 2010

Krumpet

A small proportion of ecstasy or black market drugs.

“Please johnny, I would like another krumpet of ecstasy “, said Margaret

by Jirana October 14, 2018

Krumper

1. Crusty Humper
2. Someone who’s penis has really flaky, crusty or otherwise, abnormally hard skin.

“Got fucked by Tandum. Nit doing it ever again with that krumper”

by Aoki-kun February 28, 2020