KRUITTTISS

Mental kid with scissors.

Stay way from KRUITTTISS, he'll cut you.

by Bob_Ross95 May 31, 2018

Kraftwerk

German efficiency translated to music.

Kraftwerk. Need I say more?

by memegoeshere August 10, 2010

Krafturbate

The act of masturbating with a handful of lukewarm Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as lubricant.

I tried to krafturbate yesterday, but the cheese was too hot.

by @FattMernandez October 2, 2014

Krafty

To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor

I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft

by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED

She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

by holy guacomole September 13, 2019

Krustal Meth

a concoction of at least 5 different kinds of weed from varying sources. krustal meth must be mixed together while already high and is best smoked out of a bowl while in a circle on the floor. you know you've successfully made krustal meth when the mixture makes you and everyone around you (including chinchillas) veryyyyyy high.

may also be referred to as 'friendship weed'.

that Krustal Meth that kristie mixed last night was the dankness.

by Chin Chollo September 30, 2010

Krusty Burger

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009