Kristanna’s are the most fucken sexy girls to walk this earth. She has a sexy round booty and small waist just like a model, they have the most gorgeous personality and aren’t afraid to say what they think. Kristanna’s are very adventurous and love proving people wrong, they are classy, sexy and smart all in one ( that’s really rare ). All the girls want to be her and want to be friends with her and it’s no secret that she has guys lining up for her all the way to the edge of the world. She is not a desperate and fake skank and loves standing out. If your a Kristanna, fucken bless your beautiful soul and your sexy body. Btw anyone who messes with a Kristanna, you should probably start running.
Person 1: ooft bro you see that chick across the road?
Person 2: yeh bro the sexy af one?
Person 1: yeh brudda she definitely a Kristanna!
Person 2: yeh bro the sexy af one?
Person 1: yeh brudda she definitely a Kristanna!
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Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
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A fun, outgoing loving person! She’s confident but kind and will steal your man without trying. She’s popular in school but not always part of the cliques. She’s always out partying but doesn’t get into drugs. Shes smart without trying but is very athletic and not a nerd. She’s typically a cheerleader and on a school team of some kind and secretly has a beautiful singing voice. She doesn’t value herself above others and will always say hi to you when she sees you in the halls. She likes hanging out and there’s no having to ‘get in with th popular’ people with her! She doesn’t care what other people think unless they’re her friends and she is unfazed by drama, even though she gets involved in a lot. She gets asked out on the regular and Guys always want her number but she only has eyes for one buy, and if that’s you you will feel like the luckiest guy alive. She is stunning but doesn’t know she’s hot so isn’t cocky about it. She is quick to forgive and give a second chance and she never give up on herself or her friends. She’s your go to when it comes to difficult times and will always be there to listen to your problems. She’s a professional when it comes to advice and you can always count on her to be there for you.Shes the kind of girl to start trends,not follow them and is a natural born leader. Being friends with a Kristianna is a great honor
I wish I looked like Kristianna.
Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?
Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?
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Get the Kristianna mug.I girl that is unique in every way. You'll nvr meet anyone else like her. A total bitch & yet, your attracted to her in ways that are totally unexplainable. She runs wild & no body will ever be able to tame her. Yet you wish you could. She'll love you like no other but if u cross her, your in for hell. She doesnt trust easily so once you gain that trust, dont be a dick & fuck it up. You'll regret getting on her bad side. Has a very naughty side. She'll leave you begging for more & she's so damn sexy. She has a nice thick toned ass too. Very intelligent so dont try her. Although at first impression she doesnt seem to be, so take this as your warning, if not you'll regret it in the end. Although she's a bitch, shes super chill at the same time & you always wanna be around her. Great friend, honest, trustworthy, & goal oriented. Dont let her slip by. She is also very stubborn, but never give up on her. Love her with all you have if she lets you. If not your a complete fucktard that doesnt deserve a woman as wonderful as her.
You said bye to Kristia?! Damn bro! you fucked up big time. I would do anything if she gave me a chance!
also see.. Rock of love Kristia.
also see.. Rock of love Kristia.
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