The new planking! The art of kringling is to sit across the lap or knee of a stranger as if they are Kris Kringle. A proper ‘kringle’ catches it’s target by surprise and is most effective when executed in unique scenarios.
Otis and Brittney got into the holiday spirit by Kringling people at the mall last weekend, he even Kringled the Kringle himself and she sat on a Panther's player's lap to Kringle him, but she may or may have not just been flirting. kiss951.radio.com/2011/12/01/holiday-planking-kringling-is-the-new-fad/
by The Cason-Point December 5, 2011
Get the Kringlingmug. There are several variations of "kringle."
Kringle (n.): to give a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family.
Kringling (v.): the act of giving a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family. Example: This Christmas, I will be kringling the night away.
Kringled (v.): the definition for this word is censored by the U.S. government.
Kringley (adverb): to be "in the mood" for a kringle. Example: Every time I wear a Santa suit, I feel all kringley.
You may also "kringle" yourself or receive a "kringle," provided you are wearing a Santa suit.
These words were coined on The Skiffy and Fanty Show in their Torture Cinema episode on The Christmas Dragon.
Kringle (n.): to give a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family.
Kringling (v.): the act of giving a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family. Example: This Christmas, I will be kringling the night away.
Kringled (v.): the definition for this word is censored by the U.S. government.
Kringley (adverb): to be "in the mood" for a kringle. Example: Every time I wear a Santa suit, I feel all kringley.
You may also "kringle" yourself or receive a "kringle," provided you are wearing a Santa suit.
These words were coined on The Skiffy and Fanty Show in their Torture Cinema episode on The Christmas Dragon.
by Anonymous Podcaster December 16, 2018
Get the Kringlemug. by ---SeX--- May 12, 2004
Get the Kringlemug. by HuskerDu April 16, 2005
Get the Kringlemug. even more kringle then cringle.Like a cripple cringle.Like a hobo with no legs who trys to run from the cops.The only thing more cringle then kringle is Kapt. K. Kringle.Who is a retarded redneck with one eye and no arms who smokes crack with his stubs in a tent pitched on someone else's property.Also,kringle can be used to describe a neighborhood as extremely ghetto.
by Zac January 17, 2004
Get the Kringlemug. The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.
by Jim Halloway December 14, 2008
Get the Kris Kringle's Kringlesmug. A disease that prevents babies from looking sexy. Very contagious and causes the urge to have an affair.
by Pointy Kringle June 12, 2021
Get the Kringlemug.