A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.
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a keiser is someone who is a massiv Bøv and a biggit. He often says dumb thing like "what up guys are we going to the pub today" and make dumb jokes nobody laughs at.
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1. something having a large head in comparison to its body
-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction
3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam
1. something having a large head in comparison to its body
-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction
3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam
1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser
2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.
3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"
2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.
3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"
by PustulePaul January 23, 2009
Get the keiser mug.The act of taking one's feces, warm urine, and self-induced vomit and combining the above 3 into a mixing bowl. Next the perpetrator uses this very greasy, gooey, warm mixture and masturbates himself to climax over and over again.
Man, I was bored as fuck last night so I decided to try out the Hot Kreimer technique. Oh Boy was it great!
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